survey na nakakairita

Name?
- Khiara
Age?
- 24 going 25
What would you do if a spider jumped at you and stole ur wallet?
- huh, that's so irrelevant? why my wallet?
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?
- ooh, that'd be fun! the adventure of finding my biological family..wow!
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard?
- ask him what the F is he doing in my yard!!
do you like eggs?
- huh? a..yeah? what happened to Rudolph?
how do you like ur eggs?
- sunny side up with the "sunny" well done!
wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs?
- absolutely!
why?
- why not? haha!
that's nice....anyways...do you like cheese?
- not really..
what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?
- crazy imagination huh?
would that disturb you?
- you mean the monkey butt? oh you freak!
why?
- again..why not?
so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother?
- ok, this survey's driving me crazy..maybe that question should be, when's my FGM going to visit me ayt?
are you sure?
- yes, because i don't even know if I have one..you freak!
so do you like potatoes?
- fries yes..(labo nmn nito)
what kinda potaoes?
- potato fries (that's it)
maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?
- mayochup!
so what would you do if a penguin ate all your potatoes?
- i don't think penguins EAT potatoes..
would you kick it?
- why would I?
you better not have said yes..
- I DID NOT SAY YES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!?
- I'm not gonna answer this..
and so are monkey right?
- yeah, monkeys like you are so nice, so nice to kill, you dirty rotten ape!
anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson?
- what the?!
why would you feel that way?
- that way what?
are you sure?
- sure of what? oh come on...
ok then..what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?
- haha, gud luck to them..they'll have a hard time looking for it..
so what do you think of britany spears?
- you mean BrITney Spears?
do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?
- I don't wear bikinis..rain or shine
i bet you do...
- you lose!!
do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?
- did you say FE-TU-SES?
so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass?
- next question please!
would this upset you?
- what ja think?
why?
- why what?
i see...so how do you feel about chicken?
- chicken?
what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?
- that's so nice..I'll talk to that elf and offer him a cup of coffee
YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???
- what the??!!! are you serious?
com'on..don't lie
- i just wasted my time answering this..
it's over...
- it must be..stupid!